Wii: part 2

Eventually, my Wii wait came down to 14 hours of rain, cold, boardgames (those my friends, saved my life. I would be dead if not for Risk and Monopoly)

The Wii comes with Wii Sports, which is a collections of five sports minigames: Bowling, Boxing, Tennis, Baseball, and Golf.

My favorite of those by far is Tennis, which is easy to play, yet seems to have the most depth of the five games. Bowling and golf are also worth the (albeit small) load times to play them, however I seem to be having problems cancelling the seemingly automatic leftwards spin in bowling (most likely has to do with me, a righty, subconciously spinning my wrist to the left).

Boxing has some value merely because you get to beat up your friends' representations, but it gets repetative after a while, and unlike bowling you can't really keep track of your improvement.

Baseball....baseball is a joke. You don't control your fielders at all, and you have only minimal control over pitching. Don't even bother with baseball....

I also bought Zelda: Twilight Princess, and lemme tell you:

This game is absolutaly MASSIVE
its epic!

This game is an 80 hour adventure, and only improves all the superb elements of previous 3d Zelda games, yes, it's even better than Zelda:OOT.

~Nigy

Teh Wii

Just saying that I'll be enjoying my nicely frigid 13 hour wait saturday night + Sunday morning in front of Target waiting to grab a Wii at lauch.

Yeah that should be loads of fun.



But seriously, it will be fun, cuz we got a Tent!

What is the MPAA on? no seriously folks, this is a poll, vote up!

There are many drugs, most illegal, that one could say the Motion Picture Association of America could be "on".

These include Marijuana, LSD, ecstacy, heroin, various forms or cocaine, salvia, perscription pain-killers, whipped cream bottles, and many, many more.

Because seriously, where, where in Hell, is their logic? Where the hell does the MPAA get the idea that for a 16 year old to see say...a bared chest (female mind you), will corrupt them for the rest of their life? I'm also pretty damn sure that a 16 year old (by sixteen i mean not old enough to get into an R rated movie, in the USA, under most circumstances) will be exposed to more than a few utterances of the dreaded yet absalutaly benign "F word" over the course of their day in High School, yet a movie can't include more than a couple of them before it's given the R rating.

Sure i can see some sense in trying to preserve the innocence of say ten year olds in regards to their vocabulary of explicit language, but at sixteen, one is far too old for such undignified treatment. Sorry, but words are words and nothing else; you might bitch and moan about hurt feelings, but words never hurt anyone. S

Same goes for boobies (and the less often shown "pen0r"); we've seen naked bodies in health class, and no one should by shying away from what the body looks like, SO IT WON'T KILL OUR YOUTH. got it, because goddamit, somehow we are managing to become even more conservative in this as the years go by. For example, the movie Airplane! (much reccommended) has boobies, not at all obscured, yet that movie got what, an PG rating?

but now, nothing like that would happen. One glimpse, and R ya go!

So, to the voting polls! Which drug of choice will it be?
I personally, am going with crack cocaine.

And the nation goes Blue, and it'd damn good time it did

As you may know (and you better know as much, if not you're an ignorant hick; either that or you're in a developing nation or some sad state like that), with the recent 2006 US elections, the liberal Democrats upset the GOP and took the Senate and the House of Reps. This will surely have some consequences on "President" Bush's nefarious machinations.

I think that "surely" is an understatement. Surely is not nearly as powerful as "will" or "you can bet your grandma's life support".

Try to deny it conservative warmongers, but you can't stop the inevitable crumbling of the so called "Bush Regime". Dear Donald Rumsfeld is out of job, alledgedly unconnected with the crappy election from Bush's standpoint (yea right), and what do you know, the Speaker of House is a good 'ol trustworthy Democrat.

Yea, no doubt this is looking bitter indeed for George, who's probably crapping his pants on regular three hour intervals, every time he looks away from his game of solitare, and thinks about "shit, what are we going to do now?"

But good news Bush! in two short years, you'll be out of the house, and with Democrats running the White house again, they'll be no pressure for you to do a thing!

Remember kids,

Obama-Clinton 08

The little things that get a rapist caught...

I assure you this must be a smart man to become a news anchor.

If that is the case, why the hell is he going around the neighbor hood raping innocent children, then thinking he's the smartest man in the world to report on it, thinking "OMFG they will NEVER catch me, cuz nigga please, who would be stupid enough to report on their own felonies??"

Yea nice try.

Not!

In other news, go see Borat now. Nao. If not, I break your pelvis.